So as every good fat girl knows you must have a “last meal”. So being the good fat girl that I am I chose one. Mine was a delicious sesame seed chicken with fried rice from my favorite take out place. I don’t even want to think of the fat grams, let alone the sodium that just entered my body.

And to top it off, my drug of choice, my Mountain Dew. Oh, Mountain Dew how I love thee. We will meet again I’m sure, but we will not be besties anymore.

Off to the grocery store to purchase my new life…